Saturday, October 23, 2010

DARE TO DREAM

Hey kids! It's true that you can do anything that you dream of! FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, THEY WILL COME TRUE. UNLESS:

- you are not very good at the thing that you are trying to do
- you are stupid
- you want to be a model and are very, very ugly (unless it's for ugly modelling)
- you have no self-esteem
- your dreams are about dragons, unicorns, mermaids or the becoming of a mermaid, fairies, the movie Willow, flying without use of man-made shit, eating 50 pies at once, endless love, time travel, interstellar space flight, wizards, penis enlargement, winning the lottery, finding happiness on the internet, dinosaurs coming back to life, world peace, your parents "getting you", meeting that celebrity who you're sure would really like you, obtaining superpowers, winning at chess against your computer, Narnia, vampires, Mel Gibson not being racist, retiring rich, getting younger, the world making sense, and, of course, having sex in zero gravity. Sorry, but none of that shit is going to happen.

OTHERWISE FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS A BIT FIRST THOUGH, THEN FOLLOW THEM HARD.