Saturday, July 24, 2010

the universe explained

Consider this:

Most of the universe is made up of gas. Stars are burning gas. The next time you light your fart on fire, you're basically creating an ass star, brief though it may be. Maybe the universe is actually just a series of cosmic farts. Maybe every time we fart, we are sending a new galaxy off into the universe.

I just blew your goddamn mind.